thatfunnyblog:

me dying

bilboh:

one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”

theronshan:

god bless the guardian film reviewers

theronshan:

god bless the guardian film reviewers

trencly:

Teacher: Can I see your homework?
Me: Haha no way loser do your own

shareenaxo:

you know what’s fucked up?

that you can be without someone for six months, a year, five years and have mastered not thinking about them, but no matter how much time passes there will always be that moment where you see a photo of them or catch a little of their cologne on a crowed street and suddenly you’re plagued with a rapidly sinking stomach and the relentless question, “what did i do wrong?”

well fuck

watdawut:

Reality

watdawut:

Reality

regrasp:

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

Let’s get this bad boy to 100k notes omfg this is funny.

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day